“Be friends with Finnick. You’ll get food”
*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??
im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
First day at my new job!
seriously you guys this is getting ridiculous
But where did it come from?
Where did it go
Where did you come from cotton eyed joe
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese